The Maniac Gobbledee

The was a maniac living in one city. But people did not know he is a maniac and even he did not know that about himself. He only thought he so strongly likes girls so that he'd like to smother. Especially if she got her hair light colour and a mini skirt. Sometimes he walked around the city and wherever he met a girl like that - he went after it for long, could not get fed up admiring. He went sad and gloomy by that and more stronger wanted to hug them. But girls did not like him. I.e., not the fact they did not, simply did not make any note on him: well maniac as a maniac, whats so special?
And there also lived a girl in their city, who loved to go for a walk in the evenings. And she had light hair. Mom tells it: "Don't go for a walk in the evenings so late!"

But she nevertheless does. Mom went upset by that, cried and swore all means. And one time she's even beaten her with her handbag handle. She started beating with entire bag, but later the handle fell apart, so she was needed to beat with the handbag handle down to the end. And bag entirely new was, from Versache or something like that. Or from some different well-known brand. But that did not help anyways. On a contrary the girl offended with her mom and decided to beging even more later to go for a walk in the evenings. Mom because was upset by that, and so the girl was pleased to upset her mom.

But maniac by this time already went entirely lonely, having nobody to cuddle with and decided already to catch some girl and to hug her up to the end with his terrible maniac strenghte. Because he was sad and lonely so much. Once in the evening he left with this solid determination to take a walk and went along the street.

But girl in this evening again argued with her mom and ran away to go for a walk far from her house to some unknown street. And here he saw her and went after her. Girl turned up to another street - and he after her turned up. Girl more quicker went - and he is more quicker. Girl then broke into the park running quickly entirely to hide there from him. But he directly into the park and overtook. And then she yelled. He thought, she will begin to shout "help", because that would be correct to shout and so people normally shout, when maniacs overtake. But girl from the fear confused everything and yelled with terrible voice: "hurray!" And her eyes were such terrible at the case, that he frightened and ran away. He was ashamed for long that he frightened so. Therefore he decided that already time to stopbeing scared and to be as man daring, and not to be afraid of girls. And then it was already daring and strangled girls. And so everybody knew, that they have a maniac in their city.

And the girl told everybody about the right way to shout so, that the maniacs would leave you alone, but nobody listened to her for some reason. And she then understood that it is necessary to always listen to mom, for otherwise no one will listen to you. And now she comes home in time and does not go late for a walk and listens to mom. And mom has bought a new bag for herself.