Aphorisms

1. * I am tickling the internal surface of your thoughtmaking bodypart by irritating the visual taste buds with letters.
2. * Love means needing someone besides yourself - all forms of perversion included. In friendship they are turned off.
3. * I can cook little coals from potatoes, meat, fish. It would be better to eat pebbles and nails: they do not burn.
4. * Dont go happy with understanding... they can start loving you so, that it would not be possible to show other sides of your nature.
5. * I dont like you. I will paint you rose.
6. * They show meat on the fridge today.
7. * Wish no good to anyone. Good always has a weight. Fish would sink with it, birds would break down; everybody has their nature different from others. Wish no evil to anyone. What if you only had one wish for your entire life - and have presented it to god knows who?
8. * It is hard to respect those you are used to lying to.
9. * Kids choose Haggis. Men are pissing up.
10. * A man to a man is a thief, killer, rapist and psychoanalist.
11. * To get a new idea in - the head must be empty. To keep it inside - rough or sticky. Flat jokes are good - you can have more than normal.
12. * Creative activuty is a chance to pour off your emotion without armwrestling.
13. * He came close as he played with his balls.